Shutdown Fullcast 4.58 - BOWL SEASON COMIN'
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🗓️ 5 December 2016
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Oh, we were done. We're done. That's it. I begin the program by saying goodbye. We're done. The season is over. Everything else from here forward is exhibition. If only if only we had a playoff. |
| 0:18.0 | If only we have the ball games and you know, that's just an excuse for fans to get to see teams that wouldn't otherwise be able to make the long and arduous railway. |
| 0:29.9 | And then we have a journey to come play on the west coast or down south or something. It's a good. It's sort of an exhibition where we like you said where we get to see. Oh, that's what a Michigan looks like. That's cool. |
| 0:41.9 | It's a really fun consequenceless way for us to just, you know, enjoy the sport and and just sort of kind of treat it like a traveling magic show. You know, the the sigfried and royal most except not without all the mulling. |
| 0:57.9 | Do you think people in the 20s had that level of curiosity about other teams, for instance, when Alabama traveled to UCLA, did they say, oh my god, they have navels. I didn't expect them to, but they have navels just like we do. |
| 1:09.9 | There were, I mean, first of all, I don't know why you think that football then or now involves that much looking at belly buttons, but sure. Well, you know, like how they banned the half jersey over the past decades or so. I mean, that's you extrapolate that back 100 years. I believe that 100 years ago, jerseys barely even covered the nipples. That's true. There is a deleted. There is a whole deleted chapter from the great Gatsby where they're all just running around in half jerseys tackling each other. |
| 1:39.9 | Although at that point, all they're basically were just wearing like necklaces for jerseys. They had yet to grow even past their collarbones. |
| 1:47.9 | This is my shock. This is my shock collar, if you will. It presents me from suffering concussions and other jostles of the brain and brain casey or areas. Yeah, that's I think what I was trying to get at is we do have a playoff. We're going to talk. |
| 2:04.9 | Why don't you just fucking say so. Why you got to be all fancy dancing with God, just say it. We have a playoff. Thanks, jerk. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we got one. And it doesn't have some controversy. Oh, low. Dear listener. Does it have a minor degree of controversy? A controversy? I guess it does. |
| 2:28.9 | It has the most manufactured controversy possible. Imagine a small slice of the rust belt determining the course of a vast enterprise. Imagine. Are you trying to say the state of Pennsylvania got mad and everybody else had to put up with it? |
| 2:45.9 | We all have to eat shit for it. Put temple in. Put temple in. Put pit in. Put the actual state champs in. How about that? |
| 2:55.9 | Hit the temple. National championship game right there. Panther's out. |
| 3:02.9 | But you grumpy looking white guys with go tease and sweatshirts. Let's do it. Spelly. He didn't mean that. I did. I did. |
| 3:12.9 | Joining us via related introduction. Yeah. Why are you bothering me? Go ahead. You know, I got to tell. I got a rep. I got to let the people know. |
| 3:21.9 | People have to know who's responsible for what's happening. I'm damn. I'm damn proud to do this program every week. Thank you. |
| 3:28.9 | Less miles with Jason Kirk live from Kennesaw, Georgia. |
| 3:34.9 | Hey, what's happening? I am shocked and bewildered and stunned that a two lost team that lost a game by 39 points didn't make the playoff. |
| 3:43.9 | I'm just a little bit gross in justice. And man, I can't even imagine. What are we saying here? Like next? Are you going to say a team can, you know, lose a game by 35 points and not make the playoff slippery slope here? |
| 4:00.9 | Yes. Thank you for introducing the worst of all rhetorical arguments. The slippery slope in the first five minutes of the program. I appreciate that it's all downhill from here. |
| 4:11.9 | Yeah, exactly. We just see it's real. It's real. Don't laugh at it. The other person joining us. That'd be Ryan Nanny who I told we had to play off. Congratulations. We have a playoff. Ryan. |
| 4:26.9 | I assume Florida's in it. Sorry. I fell asleep in 2008. I fell asleep in summer 2008. And you know, I'm just, well, let me back up. Urban Myers. |
| 4:36.9 | Yes, Urban Myers in it. Right. Yeah. Okay. Great. Yeah. You're good. You're good. So one one one one one proviso one bit of clarification for that. Florida's not in the playoff. We are the opposite of in the playoff. We're out of the playoff. |
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