Welcome to the shutdown full cast. I am Spencer Hall of SB Nation. Gentlemen, introduce

yourselves from south to north, starting with Jason.

Hi, I'm Jason Kirk. I'm walking around a parking lot right now. I see a moving garbage

truck. I don't know if y'all can hear it. The leaves are falling from trees upon me. And

that is my current location. I'm Ryan Nanny. I'm in the booth in our office in New York

because here's the saddest thing about this podcast. As shit as it is, I actually care about

the audio quality. So think about every time you think like, man, what a janky garage

band piece of shit podcast that is. Remember that I am trying and feel bad for me.

Our own little podcast is a best thank you, Ryan. I hate myself.

Mm-hmm. And us. It's great. This week, oh man, we're gearing up for week 12. We're going

to talk about games to come. The weekend that will be how none of it will matter. Nothing

will change. We're going to keep saying that on these weekends, right? Like, yeah, this

weekend is terrible because last time we said that three teams in the top 10 lost.

And four. Five in the top 10, three in the top four. Oh, yeah. So we're totally going

to say that again this week. Man, this is useless, useless week. Just nothing on this

schedule. I just skip it. Just skip it. Definitely don't watch it. Just just take some time off

because there's no way Alabama will lose to the University of Tennessee, Chattanooga mocks.

Can't happen. That's actually true. They literally cannot lose to them.

Maybe some kind of accident of nature if they did. Torelloans would have had to suit up

for them again. And it would have to be Torelloans from like 13 years ago. Oh, he's available.

Oh, he's not busy. No. Do you want Torelloans to come play for the box? Because he might

have some eligibility left and that's not a joke. The mere fact that we're talking about

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