Shutdown Fullcast 4.51: Ass Week Begins, Now With Extra Ass

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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The ass-ingest week of the college football season is here, and we are here to do two things: kick said ass, and chew bubble gum. And we are all out of bubble gum. Because we ate it. Because bubble gum is delicious, and something that tastes that good shouldn't be something you aren't supposed to eat. Topics of interest for week eleven: --We're going to talk about football, because that's our job! Nothing else. At least, not much of anything else before we go about our business. --It's a less-than-luminous week on the slate, but USC/Washington is happening. Do you call all USC quarterbacks "Matt" by default? Spencer does, and it makes so much sense when you start remembering that everyone who has ever played QB for the Trojans is actually a secret Matt. --How Washington coach Chris Petersen's greatest asset as a coach is calling an offensive game like a complete dick. (He's fine, personally! But calling plays like he does? Total dick, which is what you want when you --Hey listen Will Muschamp has had success with a young QB before, it's just not fun to remember when you're yelling about "LOL MUSCHAMP." Oh, and a reminder that there is the real possibility that a kid who could be playing his senior season in high school might have to face Alabama in the SEC Championship Game! That should probably be illegal! --Arkansas also plays LSU in the week's only other matchup of ranked teams. One is ranked #24 and one is ranked #25 but that still technically means ranked in the weakest possible definition of ranked. --A proposal for Oregon to hire Hugh Freeze, the man least personally compatible with living in Eugene, Oregon and working for Phil Knight --SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE BECAUSE O-5 IN BIG TEN PLAY MICHIGAN STATE PLAYS 0-5 RUTGERS LET'S KICK THIS SHIT OFF AT NINE A.M. AND SEE HOW SOON WE CAN GET IT OVER WITH --Notre Dame is playing Army in San Antonio, for some reason? --Let Jason do his best Dana Holgorsen impression, which he describes as "drunk Shawn Michaels." A meal eaten at 1 a.m. still counts as breakfast. --Washington/Cal is happening again so be prepared for seven hours of something sort of resembling football that will end in tears Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. I am Spencer Hall, editorial director at every day should
0:09.0	be Saturday and also espination type, joining me as he always does from beautiful Kenna
0:16.2	Salah Georgia. Oh, oh, hello, Jason Kirk. I was up from Cobb County, you got them right.
0:22.9	That's right. Cobb County, progressive minded Cobb County. Remember all politics are local.
0:30.1	That'll really help if you live in a place that voted the way you wanted it to this Tuesday.
0:36.2	We're going to attempt though to discuss football because we would like to just keep it that way.
0:41.6	This is kind of an assy week. Let's be let's be very brusque and up front with you because we
0:48.0	don't lie to you here at the full cast. Jason, it's not the most compelling week of football going
0:53.0	into. Is this week 11? Yeah, yeah, we have advanced all the way to week 11.
1:00.0	Week 11 is trash week 10 was trash week 12 is trash week. I think like seven and two and three were all trash.
1:10.3	It's been a season largely composed of garbage because it's in the year 2016.
1:16.4	And the hope is, of course, that this builds to a really great playoff because if you know, four or five,
1:23.1	six teams soaking up all the wins, then we start off 2016, you know, with a nice, with a nice high stakes playoff,
1:31.9	lots and lots of unbeaten and one lost teams in the playoff. So let's just endure weeks such as week 11
1:38.8	and just lay up treasures for the future. That's true. I did this as always. This is a week where there may be
1:45.5	random games of interest. There may be the occasional upset. We usually sleep on these. There are a couple of rank teams
1:51.8	actually playing rank teams and or teams that I would assume are a theoretical threat to them. The, the, you
1:58.4	might as well lead the game day game of the week is USC at Washington. It is 730 Eastern. It is on Fox. I assume you, you get the
2:08.4	Gus bus calling this game where every play gets suddenly dramatic. Yeah, if we don't, there's been, there's been a problem.
2:17.7	Maybe they accidentally rerouted him to like wherever Texas is playing or something. He's like, he's like Texas is like embedded reporter at this
2:26.2	point or something like that. But it's he that I was going to say is Gus the closer that you see the opposite of Mac Brown, like he
2:33.4	slides into the broadcast. Once the game hits three or four hours, they sub in Gus. It's Gus time. We've entered the Gus zone. He's like
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