Shutdown Fullcast 4.45: Week Eight, or It's Hammering Panda Time

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🗓️ 20 October 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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FULLCAST BACK. This time without Ryan, who we subbed out for Jane Coaston, MTV News writer, Michigan fan, and Hammering Panda evangelist. It’s like all the other podcasts where we bring someone else in: better by subtraction of one of our three inept selves, and then improved further by having an actual competent person on the show. TOPICS: The Hammering Panda and Man Berg, aka the Big Ten’s two best-named players taking the same field for Illinois/Michigan. This is the only reason to even think about this game. Discussion of the biggest game of the week...EASTERN MICHIGAN AT WESTERN MICHIGAN Fine, fine, we talk about the various fictions one has to write in order to get to a competitive and real Texas A&M/Alabama game. Remember how it’s in Tuscaloosa? That’s neat! Jason points out that the SEC West is set on random this year. See: Gus Malzahn, tough-minded, defense-first coach. Oregon/Cal exists? Why? What NC State is (a kind of demon raccoon that thrives in trash fires) and why they could theoretically be a problem in a noon game with Louisville The IT JUST MEANS MORE game of the week is MTSU/Mizzou, which Mizzou could totalllllllllllly lose Jason leaves like Mack Brown in the middle of the broadcast, meaning Jane and Spencer take advantage of the opportunity to yell about Colorado, which SEC coach is secretly a democrat, and why Chick-Fil-A needs to stop this stupid shit where they insist no one believed in chicken for breakfast WE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN CHICKEN FOR BREAKFAST Oh, and in those reader questions, we talk about how Baylor is the most hated team by media this season because almost no one in college football media has the faintest clue how to start talking about what happened at Baylor. That’s bad! As in really bad, as in almost as bad as conducting a report/review that you just summarized in a separate summary of public findings without naming individuals at all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. I am Spencer Hall. We're going to talk about week eight
0:07.8	of the college football season as we do on both SB Nation and edsbs.com to help me do
0:14.6	that today since Ryan is out foolishly doing other things. Why he would do anything but
0:21.7	podcasts with us. I'll never understand. So we brought in a I don't want to say substitute.
0:28.3	It's a lesser word. I think we brought in a partner. Jane coasten. How you doing, Jane?
0:33.4	I'm good. How are you all doing? Doing okay. Can you just explain to the readers real quick
0:39.7	who the hammering panda is for the University of Michigan Wolverines? He is our vulture
0:46.4	fullback who never scored a touchdown until this year and now is I think one of like the
0:53.4	top 10 scores in the country. Mostly because he comes in on the one yard line and then
0:58.1	just hammer hammer and panda. It's way into the end. God bless him. Yeah, perfect. The
1:03.9	hammer and panda my my second favorite big 10 player behind man Berg. Man Berg, a linebacker
1:12.2	for the Illinois line I whose first name is not man. That's just what he prefers to be called.
1:19.4	If you look up his roster is roster spot on Illinois. His actual name is I believe what
1:27.8	say Peter Bailey Berg. He's Peter Bailey Berg. But he goes by man. So man Berg.
1:38.5	Do we know when he started going by man? I feel like that's the conversation I'd like to have.
1:44.3	You know when do you decide that you're going to go by like no my name is Peter Bailey because
1:49.2	this is it's a wonderful life but I'm going to go by man because I can. I think you went by boy
1:57.2	until when he was about 14 and he gotten one of those like fights at middle school where like no
2:04.0	punches were thrown there's just some really good shoving and there's a crowd and everyone is
2:08.2	really impressed and he said I'm a man now. Yeah that's he's from Sherman, Oaks, California. I
2:15.4	don't think he experienced many bumps. They probably had to label him man just as an affirmation,
2:21.7	right? Maybe there's only maybe there's like only like four people in the town. There's like old man.
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