Shutdown Fullcast 4.42 - The Unbearable Sadness of Rutgers

Shutdown Fullcast

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4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Week six is done, and so is Rutgers football after losing 78-0 to Michigan. Topics! --The Notre Dame/NC State game, a.k.a. THE BEST 10-3 GAME EVER and MORE PROOF YOU SHOULD JUST PUNT AND HOPE YOUR OPPONENT DOES SOMETHING STUPID --"Will Notre Dame make a bowl game?", a question we actually have to ask at this point --Notre Dame could miss a bowl game this year --How many points can we make about Notre Dame being horrible and Brian Kelly being a wretched man, well, how many points ya got --A SALUTE TO RUTGERS SURVIVING AN EPIC DEFEAT SO BAD IT BECAME NEAR-NOBLE --A discussion of what did and didn't make sense in Tennessee/Texas A&M. Tennessee had seven turnovers and almost won! Guess which category this falls into here! --A deep analysis of how the LSU/Florida game played out --The Count of Monte Cristo Game, which you may also call the Washington/Oregon game, or also call the most thorough debacling of a rival this year (unless you call Rutgers/Michigan a rivalry) ( Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast joining you from a Monday. Hey, why are we recording on a Monday?
0:06.5	Why is everything still screwed up Jason Kirk?
0:09.2	Apparently it's Columbus Day, which I just learned like five minutes ago while talking to Spencer and Ryan, but did not learn
0:20.2	Upon observing my household and discovering my wife and daughter were home on a Monday, even though they're usually not that's how observant
0:26.2	I am it took someone literally telling me today is a holiday for me to grasp the the calendar I guess
0:35.7	Uh, yeah that and everybody nobody has
0:39.2	Childcare today basically so
0:41.8	That's that's why everything is late and everything is bad
0:46.1	Because we have the blessings of children and family because remember this is the shutdown dadcast
0:51.9	And we are now all subject to the weather of great
0:55.4	Dadding
0:57.1	i.e. waking up this morning to literally both kids beating on me and
1:02.8	What the oldest going daddy you sound like a drum and the youngest
1:08.6	That's how I woke up with four little hands not going subtle by the way going hard
1:15.3	Like going hitting me as hard as they possibly could
1:18.9	So I was just strong boys
1:21.3	I
1:23.4	Wants like a whip ones like a hammer. That's how I'm gonna call you big tympany from now on
1:30.2	Yeah, that's I'm a big tympany tune me up
1:33.5	Cuz I wake up I wake up being human taco drum. So that's why everything's late here on the internet's least coordinated college football podcast
1:41.5	So I would say you woke up and you immediately knew what it felt like to be the Texas defense
1:47.4	This is a quality segue. This is exactly what you pay for well. I was gonna say um
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