Shutdown Fullcast 4.39: Week Five, and the Dreaded Skip-Block

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🗓️ 29 September 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Okay, so we recorded the preview episode for week five during a thunderstorm and that went about as well as it could during a thunderstorm. That is, it went badly, even by the already low audio standards of the Fullcast. The topics. covered through difficult conditions because we are GRITTY: --Tennessee/Georgia playing a game that if the SEC East made sense would end with a decisive Tennessee victory, meaning it probably won't --How you kind of have to watch every game Houston plays even though they're playing overmatched teams like UConn, because they somehow managed to lose to UConn last year, and you wouldn't want to miss that even though they're probably still going to pummel them in revenge for that? Because they're a national power with an iffy schedule? --A lengthy discussion of offensive lines, including the absurd lengths the Stanford offensive lines will go to make you dig a hole to get lower then they are --We discuss how far Wake Forest has to go into an undefeated season before we start to realize this as a real thing and not some error of math and fate --Memphis/Ole Miss! A.k.a. THERE'S GONE BE A FIIIIIIIGHT --A reflection on the raw thrill of seeing Lamar Jackson playing real football again, and how Dabo will put 50 points on Louisville if he can to redeem Bobby Petrino's soul --Huh, what game was USC playing when they fired Lane Kiffin, hey look, that was Arizona State, who's USC playing with a 1-3 record this week, oh hey that's undefeated Arizona State, that's weird and not at all ironic-- --A plea for someone to Periscope the Hawaii game for us, and the world at large Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. We having processed the departure of the hat from the ranks of college football coaches
0:07.5	advance to the games of it. I'm gonna say this and it's gonna feel really weird.
0:14.9	We're at week five.
0:16.9	Week five. Where we actually begin to play a season, gentlemen. The gentleman that I'm speaking to.
0:23.6	Joining us from beautiful Bristol Connecticut.
0:26.5	Richard Johnson, subordinate for Ryan A. Who's out on pot turnity leave? How we doing, Richard?
0:34.4	Don't do it. Yeah, don't get.
0:37.4	You, uh, we haven't talked about this yet. Okay, but you have a really, you have a really good question.
0:44.7	We're gonna answer tonight. Correct. Yes. Okay, but we'll go ahead and just start that question.
0:50.1	I'm not gonna answer it, but but you're, you're question from a reader.
0:53.2	In place, we always like to mention the reader when we introduce the fascinating question they've given us.
1:00.1	Our, uh, our lovely question today comes from young Kurt Rembes at illegal screens who says,
1:07.2	what was the most memorable instance of offensive, line-down dominance you've ever seen?
1:13.1	Okay. Now you start, start thinking about that because I realized that once we actually started thinking about the answer to this question,
1:19.8	they were like nine that came to mind immediately. So dear listener,
1:24.4	begin to think about the majesty of collapsing human title wave offensive play. Okay.
1:30.6	While I introduced our other co-host, um, that would be Jason Kirk joining us live from beautiful,
1:35.6	Ken Asal, Georgia. Oh, oh, hey, Jason. How are you? Hey, what's happening?
1:40.0	Yeah. You did not do what I did last night, right? No, no, um, I lacked the wisdom and the,
1:47.8	in the insight to, uh, to go to the Beyonce show at the Georgia dome, um, proving once again that, uh,
1:55.5	you are the, the, uh, the true intellectual of this group. Um, it's true.
2:01.2	I'm not in Connecticut and I did go to Beyonce last night. So yeah, check, check.
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