Welcome to the shutdown full cast. We're going to preview week three of the College Football season because we are a college football podcast believe it or not. That's why we're going to open up with talking about accents.

Because College Football, mainly because we want to. I'm Spencer Hall, founder of every day should be Saturday and at our at large for SB Nation dot com joining us.

Ryan Annie, who I'm going to call this week you are the mayor dole mole to SB Nation dot com. How are you?

I'm good. Would you say you have an accent? I would not say that you do.

It's contextual. If I slow down, it becomes a little more pronounced. Yeah, you can like lean into a lilt here and there, but you don't really have an accent.

It's it's light. Yeah, it's a light touch. It's a dusting. I can I can I can code switch a little bit. Yeah, right. I don't know key switch. Maybe key switching is the better term there, but I can key switch when I have to. If I'm with if I'm with my cousin Jason Kirk joining us from Kennesaw Georgia, it's going to be a little bit thicker.

We cousins now is that what that is Georgia world cousins probably true probably true probably true. Yeah, I feel like I'm in the same situation. Like I don't think I have an accent. I listen to this podcast every now and then and I'll say like.

I'll just hit a word like goddamn. I stuck my foot in that accent. You know, like I'll just hear myself on here going like now.

Or sometimes the word itself that the accent is pronounced on is goddamn sure. Yeah, got me like I think I think there are certain words that are telling and they're usually words that are used more often like for instance, if you're saying, you know, goddamn.

First of all, that's a signal right there. And then do you cut it off? Are you a goddamn or you a goddamn? Yeah, are you are you throwing a tea in there? Yeah, see, I'm from Tennessee. I'm just going goddamn.

But on the whole, it's fairly light. The accent that cracks me up though that I cannot. This is what we were discussing right before the show started.

Pittsburgh. This is what we're discussing after comparing Yukon football to egg whites at Duncan donuts, I believe, but yes.

Because the accent that because we don't want to talk about that. Let's not open with talking about Yukon football. I'd rather open with making fun of people from Pittsburgh who I love and I love your accent.

I also want you to know that when you start speaking, it's like I'm having a stroke. If you just cook toast at the same time, I would legit dial 911. That's how mind blowing the Pittsburgh accent will be and will always be for me.

That you say that you say instead of towels, you say tiles. Like it's almost like you're like it's almost like you're playing a joke on that.

Well, that's that's why the Steelers can only have quarterbacks that that fit that vocal pattern like Rathus burger like Mike Vic or Neil O'Donnell.

Get some tile. They're the only people who actually say jerbs. Charlie Charlie batch stole his job.

Shirley batch down by the creek. Like wow. It's the only accent where I cover my mouth because my jaws open.

You know, I throw a milkshake at Charlie batch. I'm powerless against it. It's funnier than Chicago accents and Chicago accents are really funny. Listen, Frit.

Well, I mean, the thing about the thing about all Midwestern accents is that they are they essentially are the effect of what if people from Germany and other parts other parts of Eastern Europe, the Eastern block basically moved to America and just tried to make fun of us the whole time.

That's what that is. It's it's it's people from Germanic countries just being like, oh, this is what Americans sound like.

So like the was like, come on, that's that's a little over the top. Can I have some more mayonnaise on my lack of universal health care.

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