Shutdown Fullcast 4.27.0

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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The final preview episode! We're there, at last, but not before an intro where we talk about how playing in Detroit in the NFL is like the Dark Souls of football career challenges, and maybe a quick diversion into Botched, the best worst show on television. These two concepts are definitely related. The final teams: --BAMA. Mostly just us making things up about how they're not going to drag everyone on this schedule except for Ole Miss --OLE MISS. A fond discussion about a team that will probably beat Alabama, and then somehow lose four games along the way. The Rebels remain the team that wins the lottery on Monday, and is out of money by Tuesday; the Rebels remain "As I Lay Dying: The Football Team." --TEXAS A&M. That thing where you look at the schedule and make some very charitable advances in the Aggies' direction and still come up with a 7-5 record at best. Good luck, Kevin Sumlin! --UCLA. Josh Rosen could be really good, and it still might not matter if UCLA manages to get half its roster injured like they did last year. We also examine the philosophies of Jim Mora, Profane Zen Master. --West Virginia. Dana Holgorsen has been in Morgantown six years! He's almost an institution, which is probably just about when he up and leaves before creditors find him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. We have five teams to discuss in the college
0:05.8	football season to come in 2016. We promised to do very little in the way of
0:11.3	research for these five teams. Actually, we all probably did a little bit of
0:14.7	research. We still want to know about it, but definitely no research. None going
0:20.4	into this cold just to bring you what I think are the essential truths behind
0:25.3	each team, which are that they pretty much stay the same every single year. You
0:29.1	just need to know the ghosts that haunt them. Joining me for this exorcism, this
0:33.4	preseason exorcism of bad expectations, terrible predictions, and half-hazard
0:38.3	research. Listen to the dulcet tones of art college football editor Jason
0:44.1	Kirk. Hello. Listen to that. You're Mike? That's all y'all get just that's all
0:54.5	y'all get just one word. No, no, no, no, no longer recording on the phone in
1:01.3	a rainstorm or on the busted MacBook in on a on a farm in Indiana. I've got a
1:08.1	microphone again. I just Lionel Richie with it. Now, yeah, now I'm now I'm at
1:13.4	a now I'm at Little John's house on his mic downstairs. I thought it was kind of
1:18.5	cool because for a while you were turned into two chains after two chains first.
1:22.2	You know how two chains after he does his verse on a group track. He turns into
1:26.8	like the ghost of two chains in the back going like yeah, just like yelling and
1:31.1	saying things. Like way back there in the back. Yeah. Yeah. Like yeah him doing that.
1:38.5	I like to imagine it's a clone of two chains like yelling at him to give him a
1:43.1	turn. His floor chains. Yeah. Still still a wonderful tweet by the way.
1:49.5	Also that other lovely voice great every week. Silky. Thank you to the bottom.
1:57.3	Thank you. Ryan Nanny joining us from Brooklyn, New York. I would describe my
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