Shutdown Fullcast 4.23.0

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Jason joined us from Indiana to record this one from inside what sounds like a steamer trunk filled with spiders. We will never, ever let Jason do this again, or we will put him back inside a very real steamer trunk filled with spiders. The teams previewed this week are: --Mississippi State! Goddammit, Dan Mullen, you gigantic idiot. That and "Dak Prescott is gone" are your whole preview. --LSU! Where Jason, from inside that spider-filled steamer trunk in Buttsville, Indiana, tries to sell us all on Brandon Harris being more than the typical LSU Quarterback Of The Moderately Damnable Quality. --Arkansas! We mostly debate the various calendar-themed types of Arkansas teams Bret Bielema has created over the years: the SeptemBERT variety, the OctoBERT one, or the rarest and most potent of them all, the NovemBERT strain that still goes like 2-2, but does so with a powerful, entertaining vigor. Please don't firebomb our houses for discussing your football team, Arkansas fans. --Penn State! Now with 100% less Christian Hackenberg, which might be a good thing? Oh, and they turned over their whole coaching staff, basically, so...JAMES FRANKLIN RECRUITING SOMETHING SOMETHING --Duke, which we don't really preview because honestly we know nothing about them, will do no research, and are very glad David Cutcliffe will probably get them somewhere between 5-7 and 7-5 and better than Duke football should by any rights be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. I am Spencer Hall editorial director at SB
0:05.0	Nation founder of every day should be Saturday dot com. You're listening to this
0:10.0	because you want to talk to a little college football but you don't really want
0:13.8	to hold that information. Let's be honest. You just kind of want to talk some shit.
0:17.1	That's okay. We're here to talk shit too. Joining me from God knows where Jason
0:23.7	Kirk college football editor at SB Nation dot com. Say hello from the
0:28.1	football locker. You are currently trapped inside Jason.
0:31.0	Hey, I'm in the middle of Indiana and I'm told my audio sounds bad. But
0:36.4	primarily my focus right now is there is a there's a brown recoup spider on the
0:42.4	porch where I've been told my audio is slightly less bad. So I'm sacrificing my
0:48.0	personal safety for 10% less awful audio just because that's how I almost
0:54.0	love all several dozen of you listeners here. This is the best part that
1:02.7	even the internet Indiana sucks. It makes it sound like it's 1940.
1:08.5	Yeah, you think some of these Purdue grads with an engineer that's in better
1:11.9	internet. The internet has been fine. Apparently it's just the audio qualities.
1:18.4	Oh, damn, there's an even bigger spider. No, Purdue grads can't
1:23.6	help make radio or television waves better because then more people would know
1:28.2	about Purdue. I got this fighter. Also, also, they need to put a
1:32.9	Faraday cage over the state. And this one also also those bastards over in
1:37.4	EGLE Tim will never let it happen.
1:42.2	The the warbling tenor that you hear discussing Faraday
1:48.0	cages being put over the state of Indiana. Alto. Yeah, alto. Would you
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