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Shutdown Fullcast

Shutdown Fullcast 4.21.0

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

FARMERS ONLY THIS WEEK. The Shutdown Fullcast this week covers the agriculturingest slate of teams we've covered yet, including: --Nebraska, a team that on further examination reveals itself to have absolutely no predictability whatsoever for 2016. None. Look at that schedule and find more than two sure wins or two sure losses in either direction. Do it and die. --Virginia, an outlier here because a.) Virginia has not farmed since the 1800s and b.) all three of us admit that we will not watch more than three combined quarters of UVA football this year even with a new coach, because we never watch more than three combined quarters of Virginia football in any calendar year --Clemson! The thinkin' farmer's school, which happens to be good enough at scoring points to realistically outpace anyone trying to keep up with them this year. Deshaun Watson ran for a thousand yards and threw for over 4,000 last year and gets his best receiver back. Do not stare directly at the Clemson offense; do not handle it without protective goggles and lead aprons. --Oklahoma! Watch how much we don't talk about Bob Stoops having Joe Mixon as someone who somehow gets to play football this year. --It would be a shame to demean the sucecss of Iowa football in 2015 and their promise for 2016 by just talking about ¡EL ASSICO! and how badly Iowa got trashed in the Rose Bowl by Stanford. This, however, is a podcast built on shame. This is pretty much what we do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. I am Spencer Hall editorial director of SB Nation and

0:05.4

Founder of every day should be Saturday joining me as always from the agricultural

0:11.6

Expans of Kenis, Georgia that would be

0:16.3

Jason Kirk or Carlos football editor hot hi Jason

0:19.1

Yeah, by that we mean the neighbors cut and grass

0:21.6

I don't I don't actually live on a farm which would be appropriate this week

0:27.0

Because who boy the teams we have in store for y'all

0:31.4

could fill a

0:32.8

filigrainery

0:34.4

with with just husky manly football

0:37.4

Mm all kinds of limbs to be lost in the chores that these

0:41.8

teams perform on a week to week basis merely in the act of survival

0:46.8

Speaking of survival someone has home internet now

0:50.9

Yay! I'm fri nanny. I'm fancy

0:54.1

You're so fancy. John and that's from uh, it's it's still Brooklyn

0:58.5

I know you move but you're still in Brooklyn right? It's always Brooklyn. Yeah. It's always Brooklyn.

1:03.2

Like Hode you live in Brooklyn. Um, I have a farm related question

1:09.2

Okay, um

1:10.8

So when when you think of a farm you probably

1:14.6

You have some I think assumptions or some

1:18.1

connotations that go with it you probably think of blue collar folk

1:22.8

Assault of the earth getting dirty

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