Shutdown Fullcast 4.2.0

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The Super Bowl edition of the Shutdown Fullcast covers all the necessary topics for the college fan interested in paying attention to the Super Bowl, but taking only the most disdainful and irrelevant angles on all the action. We're here for you with these important takes and more: --The Cam Newton Economy, or how everyone owes Cam Newton a share of the immense amount of money Cam Newton has made for everyone. This is a serious statement: Cam Newton is his own economy and has made so, so many people money. --A pitch for "Taken" starring Charlie Weis --A diversion into how bad Phil Simms is as a broadcaster that somehow ends up being a discussion of what a complete trainwreck of a broadcaster Mack Brown can be --Praise for Jim Nantz? Yes, praise for the King of Khaki --The best fights we've seen at football games in person, including the best real-life Rocky 2 fight ever --The sports announcing teams we want calling our love lives --You want discussions of Wario's family history? Of course you do, so we give them to you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast and oh man this is this is that special time of
0:05.4	year it's time for the big game the big game come on down to Best Buy and buy a
0:13.8	large television you can buy it all your manly friends all your dude friends
0:18.5	together you could take off your pants into your taint cavern into the taint
0:23.2	with your your billiards beer billiards beer these are we're getting into like
0:30.4	the cut portions of the Harry Potter books and you're in your and you're in your
0:35.6	in your your dick trophies professor of the fart arts where you play fantasy
0:42.8	pizza you're a dude Harry did you know estrogen's flammable all the in the
0:49.2	taint room just explodes direct contact with the air of taint
0:54.5	like a vampire walking into a church it happens whenever whenever a lady walks
0:59.5	into my football watching office lost a niece that way now she should have
1:04.2	listened unless she's delivering my HGH that's different that's so that's so
1:09.3	there's so much from you Peyton
1:13.2	and he's in the Super Bowl oh we said it can't say that oh shit Kanye's got
1:19.0	new album title yeah Super Bowl no no I just he just tweeted new album title
1:24.0	waves waves yeah swish is dead long live waves
1:29.5	it's gonna be Super Bowl by tomorrow it's gonna change it three times tonight
1:32.9	Super Bowl he's gonna call it Super Bowl just because he's gonna fill a
1:35.6	suit yeah so many for what I made art you didn't
1:39.8	and in true Twitter fashion three of the first six responses are daddy
1:45.2	dad dad daddy my wife left me daddy dad dad how far down is mine
1:52.0	um it's I mean it's gonna be true you treated it you treated it one minute ago
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