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Shutdown Fullcast

Shutdown Fullcast 4.15.0

Shutdown Fullcast

© Shutdown Fullcorp

Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2016

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

The Shutdown Fullcast this week boldly attempts to go where Shutdown Fullcasts so rarely go: INTO ACTUAL FOOTBALL. Ryan assigned random numbers to every college football team, and then asked readers to send him numbers. The five teams selected were Arizona State, Georgia Tech, North Carolina, and Colorado. We did no research, and attempted to discuss them! Topics of actual football content covered include: --Why Georgia Tech is the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" of college football teams (the points don't matter!) --a lawnmower goes off in the background while we're discussing Georgia Tech, which is the most DGAF Paul Johnson country shit ever besides finding the upside to missing a bowl game in 2015 --Why Arizona State will bounce back form a 6-7 season to have a spellbinding 7-6 season. (Also: yet another explanation of the important concept of boat muscles.) --We spend most of the time on our UNC preview talking about how gutted their defense was by Baylor in the Russell Athletic Bowl, when Baylor ran EIGHTY-FOUR TIMES FOR 645 YARDS IN A SINGLE GAME. They passed 18 times, too, which is real funny. You know what UNC loses from that defense? Linebackers! THE POINTS DON'T MATTER. --How Colorado will have the most brutal 5-7 season of 2016! You have no luck in anything, Colorado. --A mean turn through the Florida Gators football schedule, which is the standard Jeremy Foley-endorsed trash. It is trash, Jeremy Foley. Straight fuckin' trash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. This is an express edition and since we have so little

0:06.3

time we decided to do the proper thing. Tackle as many topics in one go as we possibly

0:12.0

could. Because that's what you want to do when you have no time. Joining me is Ryan Nanny

0:17.2

from the Sound booth box media offices in New York. Hi Ryan. The quiet storm. Oh yeah.

0:26.8

Tell me what you feel in Delilah. Take off that belt. Just to get comfortable. I don't

0:35.8

want to push it. So what are we doing with our preview today?

0:40.7

I. Playing the format. Yeah. So so usually we do something resembling a sensible preview

0:46.3

and by sense what I mean we just talked shit about the same teams year after year. But

0:50.1

hey we see your reviews on iTunes because we have no choice. Thanks iTunes. So I figured

0:57.1

we'd mix it up. I made a randomized list of every power five team. I asked Twitter for

1:03.1

five random numbers between one and 65. Got a lot of 69s in there. So good guys. Nice.

1:11.9

And I matched them up with the team that that fit. That's how we're going to do all of the

1:15.4

previews this year. So the first five teams we're going to talk about are Arizona State,

1:20.5

Colorado, UNC, Georgia Tech and God damn it Florida got in there somehow. Why?

1:27.5

We would have picked right. These are the five we would have started with. It's not it's

1:31.4

not terribly far off. It ensures that we'll do a Colorado preview which I really don't

1:36.4

think we would have otherwise. Yeah they're easy to forget. Before we get started though

1:41.6

I do want it just to point out just to immediately undermine the exercise. I want you guys to

1:46.4

look at this list North Carolina, Florida, ASU, Colorado, Georgia Tech. If we were doing this

1:51.8

exact same show but as a preview last year how would you have ranked them in terms of

1:58.8

predicted finish for 2015?

2:02.4

Whoo. Okay. Probably would have had Georgia Tech first right? Yep. Yep.

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