Shutdown Fullcast 3.7

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2015

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week's edition of the Shutdown Fullcast gets right down to business by discussing realignment five years on, the least bad ways to break up with someone in college football, and the other following foolishnesses: --how a lot of people still don't seems to know Mizzou is in the SEC --The Big East's amazing investment strategies in turning 1.4 billion dollars in possible TV money into one hundred million dollars in just eight years --Texas A&M's move to the SEC has been the second marriage your mom dove into with both feet and zero hesitation --The various ways to dump a coach or player that involve both the most and least amounts of pain --The time Auburn managed to divorce a guy and then date his best friend, aka the Chizik/Malzahn switch --The invention of something called the "No Cuddle Offense" --Reggie Ball fan fiction! (aka giving the people what they want) --A hypothetical marriage between two coaches that results in someone being banned from a Kirk Franklin concert --A Kirk Franklin reference on a college football podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast.
0:04.2	This week, and it's a short week, because we just recorded a podcast five days ago, but
0:09.6	really with us, the secret is learning not when to stop, but when to press record.
0:15.2	Well, the short week we got, that means we're like traveling to Virginia for the Thursday
0:20.5	nighter.
0:21.5	That's what we're doing right now.
0:23.3	From the West Coast, we're Cal and we're wondering why we made this home and home agreement.
0:28.6	We're already rehearsing for the season.
0:31.4	That's what we're doing.
0:32.4	This is a simulation of a short week.
0:34.2	Two days.
0:35.2	Yeah, there's no off season.
0:36.2	There's only preparation in between games.
0:38.5	That's all we got.
0:39.6	This is when you finish washing the washing estate game and you look up and realize, oh,
0:44.0	God, there's sunbelt Tuesday in like 48 hours.
0:50.1	And then that's when I go on the massage table.
0:52.8	That's when I get in the cryo chamber.
0:55.4	That's yeah, you got to do the full LeBron rehab day.
0:59.0	And that massage table, we call a cult's titan's game.
1:02.2	It's as nice, easy.
1:04.8	Nobody's going to get hurt.
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