Welcome to the shutdown full cast in my goodness in array of things to cover before

championship weekend here in the first week of December 2015. Before we do that, as always,

I'd like to welcome my co-host to the program. First of all, I'm Spencer Hall.

Hi. Editorial director of SB Nation and founder of Heavy Day should be Saturday joining

me from Brooklyn, New York, making mistakes just by living Ryan Nanny.

I mean, I would be making mistakes as a dead person too. I just want to be clear, whatever

after life awaits me. I'm gonna fuck it up somehow.

Yeah, we're proud of you for that. And joining us from Kennesauge, Georgia, where remember,

every household leader must own a gun by law. Jason Kirk.

Hey, bang, bang. How do you decide who the leader is in the house? Is there an election?

Is there some sort of strength contest? Well, I think I think about this from the top.

Yeah, whoever has the most guns. Oh, shit. It's oh, it's so circular. I love it.

Which came first, the gunner, the leader. This is a simple, simple town. It doesn't matter what

happens first. It's what happens most. I think if there's a tie for the number of guns owned

in the household, then it defaults to whoever's got the Sam's glove card on them.

Wow. I think at that point, it might be who's got the most guns in their hand.

I'm confused because I thought in Kennesauge your Sam's club card was also a gun.

It just has your member number on it instead of the serial number.

Yeah, we rob the Sam's club every day. It's the only way to survive here in this war torn

or torn bombed out, Hillhole. Man, Fallout 4 is great.

It's amazing. Can't fall out for Kennesauge. I've got a metal robot in my house that plays baseball.

You have reached the Zack's Bees. Which one? Yes. Yes.

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