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Le Batard & Friends Network

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST - 2023 Preseason College Football Schematic Special

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.88.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

SHOW NOTES The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue A brief and uneventful visit to Ron Desantis’s WikiFeet page Big podcast business week! Introducing Shutdown Fullbooks, Buried Treasure, and We’re Not All Like This As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I don't care routine That non-existent Because let me tell you this dude has no pores and it's infuriating. I've never seen him wash his face. Nope. Yeah. I do wash my face. But when? When I'm in the shower. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. My face takes some collateral water damage while I'm standing there. You know what? Yeah, that's true Jason. That's mostly true.

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So you don't wear sunscreen. It is a power wash. And your face looks like this. If it's good enough for the Tahoe. It's good enough for me. We both go through the car wash and come out. Shine it. You just heard a cavalcade of voices. I'm gonna try to show it all off here. The Drop Tahoe. For you to hear on the internet's only Shine. College football podcast. Ryan and Annie, Jason Kirk, Holly Anderson and Michael Serba joining us as always. But we do have a special guest today that we are

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going to get to without further delay because Sonny has a squirrel toy now. And Sonny the dog has a squeaky toy you may hear in the background. And that's important input as well. But not as important as our guest today. We do take requests from time to time and we received a request from a loyal listener and reader and urgent missive asking to discuss something on the show. And because we thought it was pertinent to the free season where we need to go ahead and bone up on things.

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Like X's and O's. We've decided to go ahead grant that wish and take advantage of some real expertise in the area of football strategy. Charles AKA. You garless. Yeah. It's not. It's not meant to be pronounced really. Go. Yeah. Podcast the direction was a mistake. Charles the unpronounceable. Healed before him. It's essentially a life. But it's true.

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Yeah, it's Charles with a get the beginning. So it's kind of a you garls or yes, you G a R L L D. That's the best possible way of remembering it on Twitter. If you want to follow him there, I believe it is also you G a R. Oh, there it is.

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At Blue Sky as well, I'm getting a call from Oxford Mississippi. By the way, that can't be good.

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I hope I hope it's lame and he just says dick pick and you're like that's not how this works. Lane that's not how you

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What's your fact when I said news I met people

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Yeah

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People's news

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Not charizard

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That's disgusting

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Charizard's usually need

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Or never

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You two have that thing hang

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Charizard wearing a charizard suit

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I think that's possible

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Yeah, charizard

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It is a smaller charizard

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We wanted to go ahead

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