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Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Hawaii Bowl Preview

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The Hawaii Bowl holds a unique standing amongst all bowl games in being the bowl game so inconveniently scheduled that not even diehards watch it. They do, however, discuss it only in the most superficial terms on a hastily recorded podcast recorded three days before Christmas. Topics for the good and very bad: --An intro about misophonia, or the inability to hear the sounds of someone eating or drinking without slapping the shit out of the person eating or drinking --A full disclosure about how no one has ever watched a full Hawaii Bowl, ever --A list of ways one can get out of sitting through an entire Christmas service as a child --Remember how Notre Dame won their only bowl game of the Charlie Weis era in this bowl game? We do! --Holly drinks a goddamn milkshake through the first minute or two of this podcast and it almost breaks Spencer mentally Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast 40 for 40 coming in hot

0:08.2

Cuz we're just talking about how nobody's ever actually good radio. It's great radio

0:13.8

We're talking about how Spencer has a disease and he can't listen to eat people eating without throwing up

0:19.7

I can't that's funny to us because he displayed a human weakness

0:25.2

Say if you're around Spencer you can go up to him and make slurping noises and he'll get

0:29.0

Ripped out if you ever want it if you want me to see me if you want to see me catch a charge

0:33.2

That's the way to do it just sit there and slurp get a pair of onion rings and some ketchup and just sit there and suck the onion out of the batter

0:42.8

That's all the podcasting a brown rapper

0:45.8

This is our Hawaii Bowl podcast in the 40 for 40 series one of the 40 podcast or so that we're doing one for each one

0:53.7

We talk about the bowl for as long as we deem appropriate Holly Anderson

0:57.9

Have you ever watched an entire Hawaii Bowl all the way through? No, I'm always at church

1:04.5

Jason, have you ever watched one all the way through all the way through no?

1:08.5

I'm probably I'm probably I'm probably fatigued from church

1:12.6

That's true now I don't go to church

1:14.4

So I've never but I've still never watched a viable all the way through because I don't know you're you're doing something

1:19.7

Or you have to talk to somebody because this comes on at 8 p.m.

1:24.4

on Christmas Eve

1:26.7

When I have to be social

1:29.0

With people and that pretty that pretty much takes all of my energy with people not social with bears

1:35.6

That's it would see that's fine. That would be easier much easier

1:40.4

One of us would get eaten it'd be fine

1:43.8

But no, as long as the bear didn't make slurping noises while he was chomping down on your goddamn leg

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