Okay, it seems like speaking of politics and elections, we're all thinking about him, right?

It seems like little Mike Johnson has finally, finally settled on his pitch for the midterms.

He has managed to boil it all down to one simple message.

House Republicans continue to deliver for the American people.

We will continue to do that for the remainder of the year,

and that is a large reason why we are going to win the midterms

so that the grown-ups can stay in charge here.

They have full-on Trump derangement syndrome, okay?

And it informs how they see the world and how they react

and how irresponsible they are now is on full display for the whole country.

I hope voters remember this in the fall.

You've got to keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans.

Does that make Mike Johnson the grownup?

Like, if you're a grownup, you don't have a spine.

That's how it goes these days.

Who knows?

But that's their message du jour of this week. Well, today, the 79-year-old man-child in charge of all those little

grown-ups was on true social bragging about the cognitive test he passed. Not once, not twice,

but three times. You know, the tests where you name the animals drawn on a piece of paper.

And Donald Trump might have felt the need to brag about acing those tests

because lots of people noticed that he can't even keep his war straight right now.

I think Ukraine, militarily, they're defeated, okay?

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