You're talking about rebinding the entirety of Berserk into one volume that you can carry around in your arm at all times.

You're going to handcuff to yourself. But what you have to do is because it's for your kid, you're going to have to hand bind every volume of Berserk, but with the thick cardboard pages that baby books have. So it's going to need to be like 30 feet thick. Okay. So here's the thing. Here's what you do is you get a, if it's gonna be big enough, you get a motor on there, and you get some wheels on it. And you just kind of drive it around. Hold up, hold up, hold up. I think we're gonna have to compromise on materials, right? As much as it's good for baby books to be made out of cardboard, I think if we're going to have this thing being driven around, it's going to have to have enough, like, tensile strength and its various materials to, like, withstand being turned. There's going to have to be some metal and probably an engine. It's mostly metal. Okay, I have a better idea. What if we just got like a Jeep and then we put all of Berserk on an iPad in the Jeep?

That's going to be so good. Listener, just for context, this is our workaround to Hussein trying to figure out how he can justify buying the entire set of Berserk. And we've worked our way back to buy a Jeep and an iPad. That's right. That's correct. I mean, I mean was going to say was that I would rebind it myself, like all of Berserk,

but not for my kid, but to sort of my own purposes, which is that I'm going to take it on the tube and I'm going to like have like a, like a big matcher in one of those big gulp things. and I'm going to hang a couple of Lubbos on the book itself and I'm going to be like the ultimate performative male

but in a really confusing way.

People will take pictures of me, but, and it'll be like, oh, look at this guy pretending to read a book with his matcher and his lobooboos. But more people will just be like, well, okay, but why does he happen to be at the specific pages where the fucking like Godhand shows up? and why is he like smiling and laughing and like saying, shouting more, more, more at it?

Yeah. You know, I really want to go on that show, the one that they do on the New York subway, the bad takes one. Oh, the subway takes. Yeah. And I, and I, and I do want to, like,

explain to that guy. Yeah, my, my take being about like, you know, Griffith was right and like,

it was completely fine in the context. And in many ways, Berserk is sort of like the contemporary

Lisa. Totally agree is what he'll say into the thing. If you're in New Yorker and you see subway takes being filmed, you should be allowed to

like intervene as a citizen and then get a job at like, and Dries and Horowitz.

Yeah, the 21st century Bernie Gets will be a guy who sees the subway takes guy and just slaps

the phone out of his hand and walks out the subway.

It just rips up that Metro card and just finally says no more. No more. And then, okay, if Andreessen Horowitz won't hire that person, then we will. Just rip up the Metro card. That's all we're saying. Just the Metro card. Yeah, just the Metro card. Enough, enough pleasant chit-chat. We've got business to attend to, Goddammit. Oh, yeah, we're sitting on business.

Yeah, that's, oh, hey, you know what? I know all about being on business from what I learned in a little podcast called No Gods No Mears that I co-host with our wonderful guest, Maddie Lipschanski. Also, the author of simplicity, a book that you should buy. That's true. Both of those things are true. Sitting on business is of course the name of the show

That I will start filming one subway takes us

Yeah book that you should buy. That's true. Both of those things are true. Sitting on business is, of course, the name of the show that I will start filming one.

Subway Takes is stuff.

Yeah.

Wait, okay.

Okay, if Subway Takes is just like that annoying guy, like, sits down with someone and is like,

hey, if it's the third date, should a girl like, you know, wear a bra or whatever?

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