Shrek Guy Won't Stop Sniffing Butts in Public | 7.28.25

Hard Factor

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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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1:06.3	Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good morning and welcome to episode 1760 of hard factor it is Monday, July 28th, 2025.
1:19.7	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this
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