99.9 KISW. We return to the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

Who sucks less in 10 minutes, but first time for a few emails from the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail. What's from our question? What happened to the water guys? My friend Pat

tonight just finished a bottle of wild turkey 101. Several feet of snow. We got the cool idea of swimming in the tongues narrow. Drove to just about the end of the island to a quiet spot, left our clothes and our old VW bugs, so we could have something dry when we got back, climbed down 25 feet to the shoreline, jumped in. Not long after, we saw the biggest set of nostrils I've ever seen.

And you? when we got back, climbed down 25 feet to the shoreline, jumped in. Not long after, we saw the biggest set of nostrils I've ever seen. J-Z. Really can't walk on water. What was in the water? Up there in Alaska, the biggest set of nostrils. Sea lion? Yeah, sea lions have big nostrils. Orcas don't have nostrils. I mean, it's on top of their head. It's a blow hole. Yeah. I mean, technically, it's a nostril.

Yeah, I mean, it's one big nostril.

Oh, let's see.

On to the birthdays.

Guys, can we get a birthday shout-up for my nephew Camden? He is six years old. Already knows the shot of the day by heart and the toast. Can he get a fart parade and some advice from Coach Ted on why being six is better than being five?

Thanks, guys, and we love you.

Lots of love from Auntie John. Can he get a fart parade and some advice from Coach Ted on why being six is better than being five?

Thanks, guys, and we love you.

Lots of love from Auntie Johnny and Uncle Liz. What's this guy's name?

Camden, yeah.

He's six years old today.

Not calling him a kid anymore.

He's six, man.

It's a dude.

You're officially a dude.

Yep.

One of the bros.

First of all, things are going to be a little bit easy, all right?

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