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We return to the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

Your favorite airlines and delicious nuts coming up with your guests.

It's as good at mine at 4.30, but first time, for a few emails from the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail.

You've got mail. Hey, well, gentlemen of the birthdays.

Happyest of birthdays to my sister-in-law, Aaron.

Can the captain please tell her about his days on the Puget Sound?

Lots of love, guys.

That from Lori.

Ooh, well, oh, actually, we were hired by General Mills, the military commandee, not the food

company, discovered the pigeon signed in an effort, believe it or not, to recruit new mascouts

and cereals that are indigenous to the Pacific Northwest. Well, the entire trip was a failure.

The Great Pacific octopus was very promising, great

idea for a cereal, but they insisted that the cereal would be called giant octopuses. That

didn't well. And the local starfish, known as the Leather Star, well, the name itself reminded

the test audiences of buttholes,

and it didn't help that their cereal turned to milk chocolatey.

The orcas, another fantastic idea for a cereal.

They were really behind it.

The kids would have loved it, but they insisted on calling it serial killer whales.

Once again, test audiences, they didn't like the name. They said it said the wrong message. And finally, the gooey ducks, they made a pitch, but I had to be honest. I thought, fellas, you look like penises. They were upset, but you know what they did? They came back and they gave us a product we now call Sunny D. Crunch bears.

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