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0:00.0	The show notes calling out listeners one by one.
0:10.6	Show notes.
0:13.6	Loopers and thank yous.
0:15.5	It's so much fun.
0:20.3	Hey on fuckers. welcome in two show notes.
0:23.9	This is for the FCC Part 2 episode, but there's been a lot going on in the world in between.
0:31.1	As some of you know, my New York metropolitan's fell to the Padres.
0:39.3	I now hate Emma Stone.
0:41.3	I don't want to hate Emma Stone.
0:43.3	She's a wonderful actor. Seems like a lovely person.
0:47.3	But she came all the way out to Cityfield to root for the Padres, and they kept moving the camera to her. And so now I irrationally hate Emma Stone.
0:59.0	I irrationally hate all of San Diego. I've been to San Diego. I like San Diego. I hate every player
1:05.8	that plays for the Padres. If some of them come to the Mets, then I'll love them again.
1:13.1	But 101 wins, second highest in our history.
1:19.8	101 wins through the regular season, only to have to play for the wild card because the
1:26.7	World Championship braves, whom I hate,
1:30.9	because of Chipper Jones. You know, Chipper Jones is such a dick he named his kid Shea,
1:36.0	because he had such good luck hitting against the Mets at Shea. So I hate the Braves. By proxy,
1:42.8	now I hate Manny Faces because he lives in Atlanta.
1:45.6	Bro, I'm a Yankee fan and literally rooted for the Mets in Braves Stadium.
1:51.8	Now, none of these things are real.
1:53.2	I don't really hate these things, but I hate them now because I've hate in my heart.
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