Get up. You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny. Oh my God, we're going to be better than that.

Alice at 973. Well, Gen Z, they love breaking her eggs, so here's yet another way.

Thanks, Gen Z, you're the best. All right Zoomers what you got for us now?

We're holding on by our fingernails what are you going to do to us now?

Someone asks people to name random signs that someone is officially old.

All right, I can't wait to hear all my signs.

Here are the random signs, thanks to Zoomers.

They watch you eat tums like candy.

Oh, I do eat a lot of tums. Oh you do? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm like a tums. You still print your boarding pass just in case.

No, I don't do that. You do that? Yeah, yeah.

Two of you. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

We do that.

Are you kidding this wrong? I don't trust this thing.

I totally trust the phone.

And if my phone dies, I'll be like, listen, yeah, I'm sure you have a record of me somewhere. Come on. Computers. I'm in first class. Yeah, hello. Hello.

You snap your fingers when you're trying to remember something. Ah, geez. Oh yeah, I do that whole thing.

I've always done that though.

I've always had a big Swiss cheese brain.

You can't stand or sit without faking some sort of noise.

Oh my God, that is that is actually dead get away

random signs you're an old person thanks to Gen Z

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