Blah blah blah. Get up with Sarah and Vinnie was shit. Yeah, I was at 97 three roommates in your 60s.

You know, oh, it's better than nothing. Well, it's better than not having a place to sleep. I put up with this crap

Sometimes I gotta put up with this crap still

64 other old roommates like the other people who are like settled down and have given up and they're like, okay

Well, we'll just I'll be old in this one. We'll all clean up after our space with someone who might just do this to you. Okay.

64-year-old man and Kentucky named Clifton Williams

Freaked out on his roommate last weekend after noticing that he'd eaten the last hot pocket. That's right.

Oh, this is a fight you should have been done with by the time you turned 20. Yeah

Or at least 24, I mean, you should be done with hot pockets and fighting with your roommates about who ate the last hot pocket, but

There he is at 64.

How old's the roommate does it say Clifton was furious? Yeah, he threw some kind of tiles at the roommate.

When the guy tried to get away, that's when Clifton got his gun and shot the guy in the butt. Oh

Like a what kind of gun?

The roommate still managed to run off. He got help and was hospitalized till be okay. Is it like a buckshot thing?

And it doesn't say the gun, but it does say

That these guys fought over the last hot pocket. Well, maybe Clifton had been looking forward to his final hot

Which clearly belonged to him, right? He's this mad about it. So he gets home and then the thing is gone and he's out of money for the week

He's a he does look like grandpa in a brown t-shirt. He's a old white guy

You know, I'm sure he gets work at Christmas as a Santa. He grows that thing out all year. It's halfway there now

It's just you just think that aren't you done with that fight that fight? Well, you want to be but not everyone is

You know, and you should be in the trouble in their lives. I know and I have to when I understand that but I mean come on

We're fighting over a hot pocket. Yeah, well, you know that a

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