Get off! What? You're waking up with Sarah and Vinnie. Oh my god. Look at me better than that.

Alice at 973. If you're a short guy who's losing his hair, congratulations. Oh, you're the total package.

Okay. A new poll from datinggot.com found that it's a great time to be short, bald, and single.

A third of people currently looking for a man said being bald and short would have no impact

on their decision to date them. Over a third, say, they feel more comfortable making a first move

on a guy who's short and missing hair. So you might not even have to try. You just have to

put yourself in the way of a hot chick and you might score. This is girls. We're getting desperate

girls. This is not, you know, don't put it out there. According to the poll, one benefit of dating

a guy who's short and bald is, he probably can't cheat on you. Because he's so ugly.

Such a short bald loser. This is a terrible story.

Three-quarters said they'd be less worried about that their man would cheat if he was short and bald

and seen as the less attractive one in the relationship. Right. He's so lucky to have you.

What does it come to?

That's not right. That's not right.

Yeah, that's not right.

Let's do it. Let's go. Wake up every morning with Sarah and Benoit in the hell.

Allisette 973.