Blah blah blah. Get up with Sarah and Vinnie was shit. Yeah, I was at 973. Get ready. Are you ready for hot dad summer?

Yeah, take off your shirt. Dad's

dating.com says women are looking for single dads. They've never been hotter. Single dads are it.

That's the score. Really? Single dads. They say it's difficult. I don't know any chicks are

they're looking for single dads. Well, you don't know that many single chicks then apparently. I guess

not. I don't really know anything. They say here that a new survey from dating.com shows 60% of

single women are open to dating single dads and into it. They think that it shows maturity.

They'll have some responsibility in their life. They're going to be a person that this that can

be counted on. I don't know that they had kids. I mean, come on. You know, this guy's not a good long

holler. By the way, Michael Martin, our boss just wrote to me. Apparently I have the kung-fu of

toe-breaking. So hilarious. Get on, Michael.

How is that toe? It hurts. It's fine. I was walking on it a little yesterday. I've put the

cane down. Let's put it that way. Will we get to see you with a cane on Saturday when we party?

I've been considering it because I feel like it'll keep people. I'm afraid that in a crush of people,

my foot might actually get stepped on and that would be like just touching it is very painful.

So I'm wondering if maybe I should have the cane and just sort of swing it out in front of me like,

I don't think that's a good idea in a crowded room at all.

Well, people give me. It's like being naked at the beta breakers. You just get your own little space.

How about if we have Alex just piggyback you around?

I'll do it. I've been working out. I'm pretty buff right now. I'm fully aware of that.

You're a kung-fu of the summer trend. It's going to be flexing the tries, you know.

You'll be helping me out. I want to ask a question about Saturday's secret show,

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