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Wake up every morning with Sarah and Vinny.

What in the hell?

Alice at 97-3.

I didn't expect to even tell you the story, but it does relate to our next story.

So this weekend, yeah. this story is about porch pirates. Oh, which is just that thing where you go.

You're coming to people's houses, you're walking up into their yard, you're stealing their crap before they've even had a chance to

unwrap it and bring it into their home and you're leaving with their stuff.

Right. Oh great you took my new dishwashing liquid

that I ordered from Amazon. I don't know what I got but

it was some dumb thing. All right. He's like no one even wants to have the

stuff that shows up on people's porches.

I want to say it was Saturday, get home from a surf and I rinse my gear and I hang up my

you in the garage or something? No, I hang it up on a tree in my front yard.

And I put my boots out in the sun to dry and I go in the house and

I forget what the kids had to do but the Mrs took the kids somewhere and they left for a bit

and I was home. I'm home. I'm home in the house and I'm doing

whatever I'm doing I was upstairs at this point when I heard the dog bark.

Oh, I hear the dog bark and I think,

nah, it's probably one of the neighbor kids

and my kids aren't home, I'm not even gonna bother.

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