Okay, we have a real problem here.

You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.

Fricin amazing.

Alice at 97.

This is unbelievable.

A man in Tennessee found out that he'd won a $1 million jackpot when detectives called him to tell

him your ticket was a winner but someone stole it from you.

Listen to this. Okay. Yeah, I'm completely befuddled. This guy bought two scratch-off tickets

for Michelle Gas Station to save time,

which I'm surprised he would do

because I thought the ritual of buying a ticket is in part the scratching off.

But anyway he just scratched off the bar code and had the clerk check the

tickets if they're winners.

The clerk said one of these hit for $40, which was true.

The other lost.

Sorry about it.

That wasn't true.

This guy won $1,040.

Oh my God.

But the clerk, and this is the part... part. How savvy do you have to be for a million dollar ticket to not make you go, oh my God, you just want a million dollars?

That's what I was thinking.

Like, how dark does your soul have to be to go whatever this could?

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