All right. Hello, this is think about this. You're waking up with Sarah and Vinnie. I love it. Alice at ninety seven three.

This is fun. And I don't know if it's true. It does make the news. And it is, you know, it's a real story.

How real it is. This is from NBC News. Okay. Real story. Do you know a twenty something who isn't working?

Yes, I do hang it out at home. I do. I know that person doing odd jobs and errands. Yep.

And mooching off their parents. Yep. Well, I hope it's not all this thing. This is a new trend.

I don't need it. I don't need his dirty looks in China. They're calling this a job now. A full-time

child. That's right. In China, the job market is so bad. And jobs are so scarce that young people

are being forced out of the labor market. And there's a new trend of them working for their

parents as full-time children. Oh, the parents pay a little more than, you know, a thousand a month,

which is about the average salary in China. And in exchange, the kids spend their time with their

parents driving them to various stores, doing housework, cooking, and generally being on hand for

anything that's needed. That is, I think that is exactly what my kid does now.

Like he picked us up on Saturday and drove us, you know, around to a couple places that we needed

to go. Wait, you mean here in the city? Yeah. We ubered into the city. And then he came

picked us up, took us to ramen. We all went over to the show to, to Scott Capro's show together.

Yesterday, he went and picked up dinner for us. Yeah. Oh, there it is. There's a time kid. He

doesn't clean though. He does cook though. It's become such a thing that hashtags full-time

daughter and full-time son have been trending on Chinese social media platforms. You can't

find a job and your parents can afford to pay you. That's, the thing is though, the familiarity

is the problem. What the kid wants is to sit in the basement and play video games. And if I'm

going to pay you, I've got a list of chores for you. Right. So now like the mean mom boss lady,

I feel like I got to have a talk with my kid. I'm going to go listen while you figure out what

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