What? Wake up. Thank you with Sarah and Vinnie.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Alice at 973.

The grinding on it.

An employee at an elementary school is in trouble.

Oh, my.

He might remember this line from a famous movie.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

You heard that speech before?

I don't think I have that from dodge ball.

It is, yes.

OK, I've just made a wild jump there.

But I did see that movie.

I don't remember that particular line, though.

Good job. All right.

So they say, it's funny in a movie,

but you can't do this in real life.

An employee at an elementary school in Oklahoma got arrested

for blasting a kid in the face with a dodge ball.

And they don't say whether it's a teacher or one of the, you know,

a teacher assistance or what.

But he was sitting off the side of the dodge ball game

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