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4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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People name the weirdest or funniest things a medical professional has ever said to them!

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0:00.0	What? Wake up! Thank you! With Sarah Invinny!
0:03.0	Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
0:04.6	Alice at 973.
0:06.1	This story's about what's the weirdest thing a doctor ever said to you.
0:09.7	A tall guy, a middle-aged guy, had back pain.
0:13.0	And his doctor said, well, yeah, you're tall.
0:15.5	So he asked, am I going to end up being hunched over at 90?
0:19.2	And the doctor laughed and said, you're not going to see 90.
0:24.2	Oh.
0:26.4	That...
0:26.9	What a horrible thing to say.
0:29.0	Well, or maybe, hey, you know, cold splash of water.
0:34.6	Stombo!
0:35.2	Take it better, carry yourself.
0:37.9	I, yeah, please stop splashing with cold water, Doc.
0:43.0	If you can be a little bit more encouraging.
0:45.3	You know, we'll leave the whole thing there.
0:47.7	You've been doing a much better job taking good carry yourself.
0:51.5	I mean, I don't know about the poopin' in the box thing.
0:53.6	I don't think that, like, does any good for anybody.
0:56.6	But you've been going to the doctor.
0:58.5	You've been getting your eyes checked.
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