Show Highlight- Corpse Pose
Sarah and Vinnie Full Show
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🗓️ 8 September 2023
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A witness reported a possible ritual killing but it was just people doing yoga!
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| 0:00.0 | Let's do it. Let's go. Wake up every morning with Sarah and Vinnie in the hell. |
| 0:04.6 | Alice at 973. A witness reported a mass murder or possible ritual killing in the UK on Wednesday. |
| 0:12.4 | Oh no. Where it's don't hinge. |
| 0:18.1 | Police in the UK responded to an observation on Wednesday evening when someone reported seeing |
| 0:23.1 | a bunch of dead bodies. Oh no. The witness apparently thought there had been a mass murder or some |
| 0:29.6 | kind of cult ritual killings and when the police got there, it was yoga class. The class was |
| 0:36.2 | performing corpse pose. Savasana. Also known as Shavasana. Oh, Sarah. It's my favorite pose in yoga. |
| 0:47.3 | It's the one where you just lay there. You literally lay there like you're a corpse. |
| 0:53.9 | Also, you try to be still in your body, but also still in your mind. Yep. Where a person they say |
| 0:59.9 | Shavasana is where a person lays on their back with their arms and legs spread. |
| 1:05.7 | And so you can imagine how that might have looked. Obviously, it didn't take long for the police |
| 1:11.6 | to figure out that there had been a misunderstanding. The sirens and the police activity disturbed the |
| 1:18.1 | students in. Oh no. It roused them from their untimely deaths. The yoga instructor said, |
| 1:24.7 | my heart goes out to the people who thought I was a murderer, but I can assure you I just hold |
| 1:30.2 | space for deep relaxation. Namaste. Namaste. That's that's pretty funny though. They were literally |
| 1:41.2 | doing corpse pose. The police say the caller had good intentions. Well, yeah, if you see something say |
| 1:47.6 | something. Everyone knows that. Snitch. It's yoga class. Like, really? How do you misunderstand that? |
| 1:59.7 | I know yoga pants have become, you know, every day. Yeah. Where? They're so comfortable. I know. |
| 2:08.8 | It is a, I mean, obviously, this was in like, was this in a park or was she seeing all these people |
| 2:14.9 | laying down like through the window of the yoga studio? I think it was through the window of a yoga |
| 2:19.2 | studio. No, it was not. I think so. They were in the yoga studio. Did it say yoga? I don't know if |
| 2:25.7 | it said that or not. I don't know, but I, I mean, it doesn't have that. I was picturing it happening |
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