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Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Show Highlight- Closed for Sex

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.41.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

A store had a sign that said “closed for sex!”

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0:00.0

Get up. You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.

0:02.8

Oh my God, we're gonna be better than that.

0:04.8

Alice at 973.

0:06.6

A customer found a store's door locked with a sign that said closed for sex.

0:17.9

Does that unacceptable? Well it's a... We've all seen that closed for you know how I'm using the bathroom back in 15. Oh I haven't seen that. Oh you haven't? No I've seen back in 15 but not

0:26.2

that no reason given. Sorry we're closed right now. I walked into the local postal

0:31.4

annex just the other day to mail something the post-Atlantic you know what that I do okay I walked into my local one and the

0:40.0

the store was open but the person had gone him back to use the restroom and put a sign on the counter

0:45.8

Using the restroom back in a minute and I went

0:49.3

Okay, I'll wait and just sat there like wow

0:52.3

So nobody jumped over the counter and rifle through the

0:54.4

stamps I didn't yeah I be able to yikes anyway I used to run a surf shop in

1:00.0

San Diego and one of the things was often I was the only employee so if I had to go I would

1:06.6

lock the door for a minute bathroom five.

1:10.4

You just have to.

1:11.4

Oh right I got to go.

1:13.2

And I don't want you to think I'm going to be gone for long.

1:15.8

Have you ever found a store locked with a B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-back soon sign and wondered, where is that worker?

1:21.6

Well, maybe you don't want to know.

1:24.0

TMI, as Sarah says.

1:26.0

There's a photo going viral online showing two crudely written signs on the front door of a convenience store.

1:32.0

One says,

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