Get up. You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.

Oh my God, we're gonna be better than that.

Alice at 973.

Well, anyway, back to Lake Como.

All right.

Here we are.

Cole Hennessy and Crystal Kim are about to wed. They're in love and they're going to make it

permanent. Okay? So here they are I'm sure a custom cake. Look at those bouquets. Like the flowers are

unbelievable. Yeah it is it's something. So here they are. And these are kids?

But how old is it? They're young enough. Yeah yeah I mean they yes they're young I don't do

have their age so did they make a bunch of money and but Bitcoin like why are they

wasting all this money rich parents die come oh on which I forgot I forgot about those so

here they are at the ceremony yeah she's and clearly she's got a designer gown and he's got a sick tucks on tucks. Not a suit and tie.

Right. He went tucks. So now there there are, and he pops the champagne bottle and showers her with it.

I saw that in the picture with the beautiful, the sprays of champagne, sprays of flowers.

So...

So she's pissed.

Well, more importantly, every single person who sees this photo is like what kind of dip you

know what does that I her wedding I feel her makeup is now dripping on her face, her hair is ruined, and her dress is covered in champagne.

The rage I feel for her is one commenter.

He watched her spend months stressing out how to find the dream dress hair makeup cake

and then he did that to her

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