Blah blah blah blah. Get up!

Wake up!

With Sarah Inventi.

Legit, yeah.

Alice at 97.3.

A guy in Texas has decided to run for president officially after changing his name to

literally anybody else.

That's his name.

He might win.

A 35 year old...

I would vote for that if I saw it on the list of the people who are actually

running and they said your other choice is literally anyone else check that's

one vote for. He really is sort of putting his finger on a pulse of a moment for sure.

Anyone else?

A 35 year old math teacher in Dallas just announced he's running for president and he has legally Alice just

a now, a judge, he's running for president, and he has legally changed his name to literally anybody else.

I just love it.

A judge who didn't find it very funny ultimately signed off on the name change, so it's official and he even got a new driver's license.

Mr. Else filed the necessary paperwork with the Federal Election Commission.

He's currently trying to get on the ballot in Texas as an independent. This is too little too late because they're, you know, we need that really to be on all the ballot so we can all vote for this guy?

Well, and it's a fun gag, but I also think many people will say no if anyone votes for that guy

then the it's a whole freaking thing but I thought how funny literally anybody else

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