All right, listen, think about this. You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny. I love it.

Alice at 97.3. The Summer Olympics. Oh yeah, that is true. That is coming up.

This year, Paris will be the host.

Anti-sex beds have arrived in the Paris Olympics

after horny athletes admit to orgies amid the competition.

So these beds are designed, they're single beds and they are designed to break apart with two bodies on them.

Anti-sex beds will be in place.

Are they so tall that it matters?

Like, couldn't you just break the bed and then continue what you've got going on like I mean

you just crumpling to go like oh no I guess we got to stop now because we fell six inches

well no they're not that tall but but this is your bed. You do want that available.

You are, you know, a highly trained precision instrument.

There's going to be a lot of arguments over whose bed we're going to ruin tonight.

I guess.

What about the big guys though?

Like, you know, weightlifters and stuff.

Yeah, 400 pound guys.

Maybe they get special beds.

Maybe.

The materials and the small size... Maybe they get special beds. Maybe.

The materials and the small size allegedly are aimed at deterring athletes from getting it on during the competition.

Don't they say they go through 7 million condoms.

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