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You know what's interesting, Klein.

Hold on.

Let me welcome everyone to Showvertime. Welcome. Welcome to Showertime. I save the interesting stuff for off the air. Don't share it on this Showertime pod. Episode number of blah-da-da-da-da, who cares? I just, this is a little tidbit. I think you would like. you know how yesterday your wife told you that you have one wonky eye and that one half of your face looks very different than the other half?

Not the whole half of my face, just the eye, she says, something's off with it.

Well, somebody changed it so that one half was the same as the other half.

Do you want to see what that looks like? It looks weird, I bet, right? Yeah. Like not better, worse or better? I don't know if one side of your face is fatter than the other, but you have a very thick neck and weird face in the bottom photo. That's if the same, that's if both sides of your face were exactly the same let me see this quickly a listener did this

yeah the top one on the same oh the bottom on the same yeah the bottom you're the same and the top

one i'm uneven it's hard to tell which one i'm uneven on i mean it's pretty clear i i johnny tell me i

tell me i get my food card for that bottom picture don't it look like like a foo? A foo, let's see. More like a, you look like a swollen Polynesian, dude, though. Swollen Polynesian. I'll go with that. Add that to the list. You always get insulted with a different race. It's the best. Now you're a Polynesian guy that's a compliment I think everybody

you've been called an Arab goat fucker before I've been called all the bad ones every country it doesn't matter who you dislike you can find someone you dislike in me that's the beautiful thing about it can you do a good Arab accent no I don't even know what that would be but I've been called I've been called sometimes we'll just come up to me and start speaking in another language. I'm like, what are we even doing here?

Oh, you know what so they said this is the symmetrical right and left so they made the top was both of your right sides and the bottom is both of your less sides oh that's interesting so they are both symmetrical so i think the top is the better version of me that's a great great version of you. Yeah, you look good. You look all skinny.

So I think I need to be the left side.

So I may have half a fat face. Yeah, you do. I'm like that Batman villain two face. But you know, when I first saw... But Polynesian. When I first saw you, though, I did think he were like Mexican, though. I get that a lot. Take that as a compliment.

I was like, he's a foo, he's a foe.

And then I heard your last name, and I was like, oh, I never know.

That's funny because I thought you were Italian.

When I went. though. I get that a lot. I was like, take that as a compliment. I was like, he's a foe, he's a foe.

And then I heard your last name and I was like, oh, I never know. That's funny because I thought you were Italian. When I went to go to Mexico the last time, without even saying anything to me, they pointed me. They pointed me into the line at the passport place of the locals. There's different lines for locals versus visitors and the guy

Mexican guy points to me

and he's like over there and I'm like place of the locals. There's different lines for locals versus visitors. And the guy,

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