All right, let's go. Here we go. What do we call this thing? Show overtime. Episode number, ba-da-da-ba-da. Who cares? Hold on. Mike's on?

I don't have my headphones today. I'll loan him to slug-o. So I'm going raw dog. I'm raw-dog in this. Raw-dog, baby. Woo! Full house today. We got Johnny here, intern's here. Jake is here here, Ali's not here. She's coming back in. Where's Ali at? She's, uh... Oh, she's dumping out. Ali's dumping out. She doesn't like what we say that, but that's the truth. Jake, you drinking a beer again? Yep. I'm back on it. Jake's back, dude. I'm excited for the return of Jake. Yeah.

Anyway, I got a decent show planned for it.

No, we don't.

We don't plan this show.

But we will talk anyway, keep your company for the next, I don't know, 20, 30 minutes until we get called into a more important meeting. Jake and I were just talking about our post-wax experience. I don't know if you're,

you only got your legs waxed,

you pussy,

but...

My only,

I got way more wax than you,

like body surface area,

way more.

She didn't have a chance to clean me up afterwards. So what I have going on now is every time I move, some pub is sticking to my boxers. And there's some sort of like a... Oh, because you still got wax remnants. Right. W've got wax leavens. I got wax levens.

I love rice leavins.

I hate wax levens.

And it is making moving anywhere very uncomfortable.

Yeah, I still got wax leavings on my shin, too.

Because the second time she did it, she used too little, which sounds like to be better, but it's actually way worse. She said she was going to clean us up. No, knock on her. We just had to move her on. Nikki Glazer was calling in. We had to move it along. But anyway, so Jake and I are covered in wax right now. Oh, wax like, yeah, shrapnel. Wax bros. Woo, wax bros.

Johnny's got a theme song to play us into a, excuse me, that was rude. Oh, started off with that burp again.

That sounded...

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