All right. It's the first official Klein Alley Showertime of 2026, just when you were thinking,

nah, they're going to move past this thing. They don't need it. We actually wanted to.

We do need it. We do need it. This is our way to decompress and talk shit about Jake before he walks

in the room and cracks his first beer of the day. Isn't he the worst?

He is the worst.

But we won't say that when he comes in here. In fact, we'll go over the top with how great it is to see him. How are you really? I haven't really like had a just a heart-to-heart high since we got back. I know. It's crazy. We got back. Saw you the morning. I was going to call you on this Sunday before we came in,

and I was like, I don't want to take those last moments of freedom feel like so invaluable because even as that day was ticking away, I was like, man, my arm just got shorter. I couldn't watch my water cup. I was so funny. I wish people could have seen it. I thought it was there, and it was there. I was like, are you doing a mime? I'm bummed out. Allie, I'll be honest.

I'm bummed out.

I'm not.

Bumbed out about what?

I'm really, I'm not happy about, I kind of rushed getting, doing what I did because I need, it's both times.

I recommend, this is my words of wisdom to anyone,

do not rush into any surgery. No, not the trip. I feel good about that. That you, both times,

I'm like very impulsive the way I am. You know me. That's why I can't go to Costco.

Ten years ago when I was with you, I just was like, it was like three nights in a row of me not breathing at all. And I was like, I just got up, I started researching. Need to breathe, what can I do? And- Well, you get down a rabbit hole and I think that you make a, you want the problem to be solved. I just want to resolve it quickly and then I want to like, I want to talk myself out of solving the problem. So 10 years ago, I went, met with an ENT, guy didn't really know very well, didn't really do any research on the guy. Well, you were also in a new city. New city. But I just said, I got to start breathing. This is like a painful way to go through life.

I'm constantly. And the guy looked and he's like, look, you've got way too much septum and we've got to remove some of it and it's going to be painful and the recovery's going to suck, but you're going to breathe a million times better. And I was all annoyed about the first part of that, but I was like, let me just fucking do it. And I'm just like, set it up. When can you see me? He's like, we have an

opening next week. I go it. And I was just like, set it up.

When can you see me?

He's like, we have an opening next week. I go great. And if you remember, I was a crazy day when I did that surgery. Because you and I were in LA for some reason, or I was in LA for some reason. I think I was maybe hosting Love Line. I think I was. I was filling in on Loveland with Dr. Drew.

And then my surgery was the next morning after our radio show in San Francisco. Yes. I remember that dry. You drove straight to San Francisco and then did your surgery. Love Line till midnight, got in my car, drove through the night. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing like I'm so opposed to as much

as you joke client doesn't work Fridays. No back then you would not ever take a day off. I'm so opposed to taking a day so I drove through the night um all the way up to San Francisco there was a huge crash by Magic Mountain I fucking messed up my whole schedule I would my I in my head I remember texting We were texting back and forth.

Yeah, because you're going on there at 6 a.m. Sharp, and I was like, I'm on the Bay Bridge.

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