Shoulda Been Passed

The Friend Zone

Comedy

4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week on #TheFriendZone, it's a shoot the shit episode. No Hot Button. No segments. Just whatever wants to come up. Brace yourself.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Friends
0:03.4	Every time I'm in the zone
0:05.2	I'm Francesca, also known as Kay Friend Hey
0:09.0	My name is Asante
0:10.4	This is the Friends Zone
0:13.0	If you don't sit your goddamn
0:19.1	ass down with them spaces in between your teeth.
0:23.5	That's right.
0:24.7	And I mean it before I mean it again, God damn it.
0:28.1	And the person we're talking about is none other than canteen face ass, Stephen A. Smith.
0:34.4	Okay.
0:35.0	That's what we're talking.
0:35.9	Yes.
0:36.1	Yes, we're talking about Stephen Saddlebag Jaws having asked me. That's who we're talking. Yes, yes, we're talking about Stephen's saddlebag jaw having asked me.
0:40.6	That's who we're talking about.
0:42.0	He looked like you can take the sides of his mouth and wrap him around the rib cage of a horse and get on top of it and be sad.
0:50.0	Them jowls.
0:52.1	Now here's the thing about this motherfucker.
0:53.8	He always got his mouth on something
0:55.9	that it don't belong on. Previously, excuse me, previously, we know that he started all that
1:02.8	shit about saying that black people probably felt guilty about liking Donald Trump and his
1:08.1	politics and, you know, maybe they can speak out and all that
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