Should you delete your dating apps?
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Welcome to the Crunch: the only podcast that makes fun of people who just can't seem to get a date, while also giving them the best advice that they could ever hear! In this episode, the boys help let someone know if they should do a re-do date, they help someone out with figuring out what to do with their parents relationship and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that costs 10% more to listen to this week than it did last week. |
| 0:04.9 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:06.0 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:07.4 | Who boy. |
| 0:09.8 | The Crunch is a comedy advice podcast for Catholics. |
| 0:12.7 | We're here to answer your questions. |
| 0:13.7 | But first, how do you feel about the tariff situation? |
| 0:17.9 | Do you feel like maybe should we maybe do something different or should we do it this way? |
| 0:23.3 | Or maybe is it, is the world ending? Every, I don't know. No one knows. Come on, it's been a hundred and thirteen years. |
| 0:34.0 | The oldest guy in the country doesn't know what tariffs are going to do they it's |
| 0:39.7 | we have not I know exactly how this is going to go the the last time we had tariffs we |
| 0:47.1 | didn't have Hawaii did you understand like the last time we had tariffs there were I |
| 0:52.5 | think there were 40 like 47 states in the union that's funny do the last time we had tariffs there were I think there were 40 like 47 states in the union |
| 0:56.4 | That's funny do the last time we don't know the economy is totally different last time we had tariffs we did not have Jojo Siwa |
| 1:03.6 | Everything's different. Yeah, right think about that last time we had tariffs Jojo Siwa was a completely different person |
| 1:09.5 | If we back if you were if you were a hundred thirteen years ago if you were a bisexual dancer |
| 1:15.4 | You would just be in you would just be French. I think you just had to |
| 1:20.2 | Oh, that's fair |
| 1:21.9 | It just put you in jail. They just put you in jail |
| 1:24.4 | The state looked down on sodomy. Yeah everything is everything, everybody's losing their mind. And the thing is, here's what I can't, the circle that I cannot square for me. Everybody's complaining all the time, I can't afford to buy a house. I don't have any money. I would invest if I had any money. And then they're like, the stock market's going down. |
| 1:45.6 | Think of all the companies. |
| 1:49.4 | And it's like, I thought you guys didn't have any money and also hated companies. |
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