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Hey, Molly, it's me, it's Carl, let me in. Carl, where have you been? I've been worried.

You're over an hour late.

You said you were just going to get a coffee.

I was, but here's what happened. I didn't know where I was or how to get back here.

I wouldn't say I was lost exactly. That's basically the definition of lost?

I think you'll find there's a subtle difference there. Besides, I found my way back eventually

via like a few construction sites and large fences that I had to climb over.

Carl, you're always wandering off and getting lost. What am I going to do with you?

You could really get yourself in trouble out there. It's like I need to keep an eye on you every second.

Well, I did have a few near misses I guess, but I need my freedom Molly. Viva Lachal.

Hey, I have a juicy little idea.

I do like those.

How would you feel if I put a tracking device on you? That way I can always keep tabs on where you go.

Well I can see how that might be helpful, but I don't really like the idea of people knowing

where I am at all times.

Today on Short and Curly, we're going to be talking about tracking devices.

No, thank you.

Where the kids should be tracked when they're out on the streets.

They're not animals, Molly. You can't just stick a microchip on them.

And maybe whether you should have one Carl. I will fight it to the death. Maybe.

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