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Music Welcome to the total soccer show and our latest batch of listener questions.

On this episode, we're exploring the Great Kit Bad Team Paradigm.

We're moving PSG to another league, and we're sending soccer players to Porni, Indiana.

Let's go Lil Sebastian's FC.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, your friend, my friend, the Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor.

Hello, Ryan Bailey. How are you, my friend? I'm doing very well indeed. I'm not as sartorily elegant as you are today, sir, as our YouTube viewers will see with your lovely shirt.

Thank you. I'm just trying to class up this joint, specifically my space, because Graham is always wearing, you know, the new kits, Ryan returning from the international hub that is Orlando, Joe's around.

So I'm, I'm, you know, just trying to class things up.

I'm wearing my parrot head shirt because, of course, I've come back from Florida.

It's five o'clock somewhere, Taylor, after all.

Yeah, so it's the parrot head shirt.

I see a little baggy of bass salts in the background.

And you have a crocodile as well? I'm wrestling a gator under the desk right now, yes.

Yes, I am.

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