Should Have Picked Disney Adult

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

In retrospect, there may be a number of different choices we could have taken to make our lives better. And becoming a Disney Adult should have been on that list. While Dustin’s Seattle sports teams continue to send him on perilous emotional rollercoasters, we also break down the nightmare of public school schedules, the difference between a mall and shopping center, 2 pounds of salmon, how raising teens is the equivalent to being sent into war, and raising young kids.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to
0:16.1	listen up male. We're trying to do the intro. I was listen up my axe. I was going to be like hey guys welcome and I showed
0:28.8	up ready today. It's a joke it's a joke that's why I was you guys being as well.
0:35.0	Mel has been the worst today.
0:37.0	Hey guys welcome to don't make me come back there.
0:40.0	We are funny podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson, I'm stand-up comedian, the host. That's fun to touch of the
0:45.6	aforementioned podcast. And alongside me in our state-of-the-art
0:49.3	recording studio is my lovely wife, my co-host overall great gal Melissa Nickerson producer
0:56.8	Andy here Melissa got yeah Melissa got her top straight out of a paper towel
1:01.4	dispenser in your local elementary school.
1:04.0	It's just as comfortable as a paper towel.
1:09.0	Here to dry your hands and scratch, really more the sandpaper take off the top layer of
1:15.8	skin gosh you ever have to wipe with that you ever get you ever run out you
1:20.2	like had to use the paper towel? Gross doesn't it?
1:24.0	I didn't say, I meant wipe a countertop.
1:27.0	What did you guys think?
1:29.0	Get your minds out of the gutter!
1:31.0	My... out of the gutter. My local elementary school that I went to had was a really bad
1:40.2	elementary school. We had a lot of crime and a lot of we had a lot of issues.
1:46.3	It's since cleaned up quite a bit.
1:47.9	It's the nicest school I've ever seen but Olympic view elementary in Federal, Washington was a bad school and a tough part of town.
1:58.4	Now it's, the details, my economic details are not important but the it was a rough school so there
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