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Hey Carl, oh what a beautiful morning.

Is it?

Of course, the sun is out, the birds are singing and I even saw a double rainbow on the way to the studio

Basically a perfect day

Well, not for me. It's not. Oh no

Sat cars come out so early this morning. What's going on buddy? Well you know how I'm being sent on that round-the-world trip to do a

documentary to study the wonders of nature.

Ah, it's pretty much the only thing you've been talking about lately.

It's amazing, how can that get you bummed out?

Well, I just found out that I have to get a whole lot of injections.

I totally hate needles.

Oh, that doesn't sound too bad.

Look at this. Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Japanese encephalitis, MMR, meningitis, polio, rabies, tetanus,

detheria, petussis, typhoid, yellow fever.

Holy, needle, holy, your teeny, tiny arms aren't big enough to get that many jabs. They'll run out of room.

Well, some of them don't even go in my arm.

What do you mean? Where else would they go?

Let's just say it's going to hurt to sit down for a while.

You're going to get a needle in your butt.

See, needles are the worst. I hate them.

Would you say they get under your skin?

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