Should Facebook Obey the Pope?
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Patrick told me to try out more incendiary titles. I usually don't but I'm not going to put the image as the cover photo that he requested because I cut that part of the podcast. Gotta keep the boss happy.
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| 0:00.0 | that is the one bad part about living in Oklahoma City is that there's no quick way to get around anywhere |
| 0:04.2 | nope no quick way which is which is funny because like it should be easier to build public transit |
| 0:08.6 | in the Midwest because yeah but nobody thought about flat nobody thought about it because everyone's in |
| 0:14.0 | the pocket of the auto companies or at least they were up until the great auto crash of... |
| 0:21.3 | Sure. |
| 0:23.1 | You know, interesting that an auto crash is both simultaneously a market event |
| 0:27.6 | and something that happened to Patrick's Pontiac vibe back in 2017. |
| 0:32.4 | It's something that happened to my Pontiac and Pontiac, you know, in general. |
| 0:37.1 | Pontiac's. Good for in general. Pontiac's. |
| 0:37.8 | Good for crashing, not for slashing. |
| 0:42.2 | Good for, good for crashing, not for cash in. |
| 0:45.9 | Oh, there it is. |
| 0:47.1 | There it is. |
| 0:47.6 | I, uh... Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that changes its own oil. |
| 1:06.1 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:07.5 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 1:08.4 | All these other podcasts, taking in their podcasts to the oil, to the jiffy lube and saying, hey, you got to get, I've been 5,000 miles on this baby, you've got to update the oil. And then they say, that'll be $85. You're like, oh gosh. Not here. I get underneath this podcast. I open up the oil pan. I let it, I let all the goop drain out of it. I replace the filter. That's what I do. It costs pretty much the same. No. Like change it yourself. That's so not true. I mean, the oil that I have to get costs about $60 a bottle. What on earth are you buying $60 oil for? I have to put synthetic oil in my car. I just bought full |
| 1:45.0 | synthetic oil for MS car this weekend for how much was it? $20 for five credits. Yes. It was |
| 1:51.3 | Valvaline. It wasn't like the cheap stuff either. It was nice nice oil. I got an oil filter for |
| 1:56.3 | six bucks, $26 and then you just replace it. Oh yeah. I should just try that. What are you buying $60 oil for? I don't know, man. What is it? Is it like the, I feel like it's the equivalent of buying gold-plated HDMI cables. I mean, the last time I did it was like a year ago. Last time I bought oil. I haven't changed oil in my car in a year. I'm just kidding. That's not |
| 2:18.2 | true. Okay. I was supposed to get my oil changed on 9-11, but it felt disrespectful. To who? Cars? |
| 2:25.5 | No, I don't know. Just people in general. People? The firefighters. I pray to the saints. |
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