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Elvis Duran's After Party

Should Elvis Adopt Abby… for a Tax Break?

Elvis Duran's After Party

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, After Shows, Comedy, Entertainment News, Tv & Film

4.8950 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

When Abby reveals she’s paying $41K for grad school herself, the room spirals into a very serious (and very ridiculous) plan—adopting coworkers for tuition help and potential tax breaks.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed human.

0:05.7

Get your hands together.

0:07.2

We're going to start to party.

0:09.3

I'm ready to party.

0:11.0

The Elvis Duran After Party.

0:15.3

It's the After Party podcast. Yay Yay! And baby! Oh, my gosh. We brought our friend Abby in. I'm scared. What's happening? No, no, we have to talk to you about something. Oh, God. So if you don't know Abby, like we know Abby, we love Abby, we love you. What a great addition to our family. You have been. You've proven time and time again that you are worth every penny we pay. That's so nice. Speaking up, I heard

0:44.8

that Abby, while she's working her long days here, you're also going to grad school? I am.

0:51.6

Yay, Abby! Nice, Abby! That's awesome. Are you so proud of you?

0:54.9

You're counting down the moments to get out of here?

0:57.4

No.

0:58.3

She's just making sure she has a soft landing when she does.

1:00.9

I just, I've always wanted to study writing and be a better writer, so that's what I love

1:06.6

that.

1:06.9

I love it.

1:07.5

So did you actually approach Nate and say, hey, I would like for the Elvis

1:14.3

Dream morning show to pay for my grad school. I did not. Can't say I did that. Yes, you did. I didn't

1:20.4

buy that. Abby would never. Yes, you did. You inquired if the company perchance would happen to fund

1:27.3

additional education. I was wondering if I heartart had a tuition reimbursement program. Yeah. That's a good idea. Okay, the first thing I asked her, no, we don't have it. But the first thing I asked her when she told me she was in grad school, I was like, oh, did the company pay for it? And she laughed. She was like, no. I don't know why I thought that would happen well they should yeah I know okay well what what do you look perplexed scary well I

1:48.8

feel like certain companies do pay they do the bill for people's furthering their

1:53.9

education they do they do certain companies okay so how much grad school? It is altogether $41,000.

2:02.4

Whoa.

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