Guys, it's about it's last day, so can everyone chuck in a couple of quid towards her cake?

Oh, do you not think she deserves better than a kid's cake from the corner shop?

She's worked at your office for 49 years. Give her a proper send-off. Just use PayPal to pool money together.

Right. I know. Then we'll get a five-tier cake. A karaoke machine and a giant pinata.

Don't just pay.

PayPal.

A PayPal account is required to create a pool.

Pools are free to create terms and limitations apply.

It is three minutes after 10 and you're listening to James O'Brien on LBC.

A very good morning to you.

I hope you had a lovely weekend.

That's quite an amusing story about young people not be able to do any DIY.

I don't know if you've seen this.

I'll pay someone to come in and change a light bulb. I unblocked to drain this weekend.

In the garden with a manhole cover on top of it, with big long, bendy rods, they're called rods.

You screw them together, about 30 foot long in the end, by the time I'd screwed them all together.

I was absolutely bossing, bossing adulthood at this stage, finally, better late than never.

I don't know why that sprang to mind, partly because of this story about so-called Generation

Z being too scared to do anything that they'll call in the experts to change a light bulb,

and partly because the kind of intellectual equivalent of that could be AI, couldn't it?

You almost abnegate your responsibility to think.

I've got three questions. Well, I've got three things written down in front of me.

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