Welcome to the Shotgun Storyworthy, the fast-paced game of truth, live!

Please turn up your cell phones, and now here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn, and Hanna's Friene.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

All right.

Welcome to Shotgun Storyworthy, the game show podcast.

My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with...

Hottis Finney.

We're coming to you live from El Cid in Silver Lake, California.

Hey, you know what?

There's no transition for this whatsoever.

Oh, no.

But you people right here, you see what I'm holding in my hand?

The People Magazine Most Beautiful People Issue.

Don't listen to him.

With Beyonce on the cover.

But you know who is on page 97, representing age 46?

Oh!

Christine Blackburn, ladies gentlemen, this, on your

newsstands now,

people's most,

you are the,

according to People magazine, the most beautiful 46-year-old woman in this country. Oh, yes, that's exactly right. All right, you guys, we're going to get right to it. We have 14 storytellers here tonight that are going to come up and they're going to spin this crazy wheel and they are going to entertain you and you are are going to have a good time. You have a good time. We want to first bring up the judges, because that's important. See, I don't judge. I am merely the face of Storyworthy. That's right. We've made small. It's basically the same. There have been small changes. I will be judging now, and so will our two regular judges. He judges. I don't judge anymore. I judge in real life, so we realize that it was stupid to pretend that I don't judge people. All right, and also one lucky audience member will join the folks on stage. So if you're interested in participating tonight in Shotgun Storyworthy, go ahead and put your name on the slip of paper, on your table, with your name, and the story-worthy bag of truth. There's Joe Slavski right over here to my right. The unpaid intern, ladies and gentlemen.

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