Hello. Hello.

The world's bad. Newsflash.

But something that people are laughing at, which is actually way worse than you think, is Scientology. In the wake of Mission Impossible, the final reckoning, part one. Part one. The Church of Scientology rides again. I've been calling it Missing Impossible 3. Apparently there's like 1,700 different Mission Impossible's that I've just completely overlooked. But that is the title.

Is this the most recent one? Yes. Okay. I think I'm confusing it with Maverick Top Gun.

Yeah. No, that one had screen edits from the Pentagon. Different problem. This one is, I can only do one thing. I don't know.

Anyway, I have become increasingly concerned by the Scientology tube adverts I have seen,

by the leaflets that have come through my letterboxes,

and I also has recently come to my ancient attention,

that John Sweeney lost his shit on the BBC in 2007.

Wow. I wasn't even at uni. No. I remember secretly watching it.

After my mom, I'd gone to sleep.

So what that means is that a lot of people who are like adults with jobs who can vote and drink and like shag each other

don't know the horrors carried out by

Elron Hubbard's messengers that remain with us on earth. When it comes to the legally legitimate,

tax-exempt, registered religion, the Church of Scientology, most people these days laugh it off.

They make it easy because that's what they want you to do.

They don't want to be taken seriously. Some people even hang around outside Dianetic centers to taunt the smiley disciples of science fiction.

Predictably, the Church of Scientology is now on TikTok, and if you see people in the comments asking, where is Shelley Miss Cavage?

They're all me.

I want to say out for a different burner account.

Don't you do that.

Leave it to me.

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